Spears' fiance a facade?
By SVB
LOS ANGELES, CA--A Britney Spears rep leaked to reporters earlier this week that the young man she is rumored to be engaged
to really isn't her fiance--in fact, they weren't even going out!! The whole thing was a cover-up to hide Spears' true romance
with Taylor County Superientendant of Schools Oscar Howard. The couple has been together since early May.
"I'm so happy!" an overjoyed Spears was reported to have said to some close friends. "Oscar is so
much more mature than guys my age. He really knows what he wants and he treats me like a queen!!"
Howard is mum on the subject.
"Britney is a talented young person and I think that she's a great assett to pop culture," said
Howard. "That is all I am saying."
Spears' fans are outraged at the news.
"Great assett?!" said college sophomore Trey McNeil. "I think he's been doing a little admiring of
her assetts, if you know what I mean!"
"Ewww gross!" said high school junior Alexis Varnum. "Why is she taking up with that old guy? He's,
like, so OLD!!!"
Spears' family members have yet to comment.